A cooking blog with a Pun Name

"This tastes like heaven" - Someone that tried it

  "Easy and delicious" - Me, a man out of ideas

"This might be my favorite cake" - Me, cake lover

"Damn, this is like old timey soda" - Me, a modern man

"You want to be a Champion, don't you?" - Me, the picture of mediocrity

"Better than a restaurant" - Me, the guy that made i t